100 WC - The Boy and the Cookies

There was my cookie jar.

The cookies inside were sweet, soft, and perfect with milk.

I love my cookie jar, it holds my cookies.

The cookies, are the best food I know.

The cookies are perfect.

But when I try to get more cookies, the cookie jar was empty! What a surprise!

I need my cookies.

But there are no more.

The cookies are my sustenance, I need them.

I set out to buy more cookies, I go to the local convenience store.

There they are.

The amazing cookies.

I quickly buy them and go home.

And eat them.

Alone.

100 WC - The Man and His Ladder

Once I saw a piece of pavement, some things seemed to stick out of it, when I looked closer, I saw they were coins!

I thought that was strange, but I kept going on with my business, I felt pretty happy, on my red ladder, spinning my wheel, round, and round.

I then went to take a break, for spinning a wheel round, and round, was hard work!

But when I came back, my red ladder was gone!

I then heard a terrible SPLASH!

My ladder had been thrown into the lake! It was sinking!

I rushed to save it, but I was too late. My ladder, was gone.

100 WC - The Boy and His Chips

Once there was a boy, he liked salt and vinegar chips, but sometimes, the vinegar was too sharp!

When the salt was too sharp it was alright, and when there’s a balance it’s alright, but when the vinegar

is too sharp, it doesn’t taste good!


He tried many kinds of chips, but he always came back to the salt and vinegar chips, even if the vinegar

was too sharp.


One day he made his own chips, but when he tried them, the vinegar was also very sharp!


He tried to make good chips, over and over again, but he never was able to.

100 WC - The Bear

I found a bear.

A small white one, with a ribbon, tied across his body,

I found it in a park, I decided to keep it, all battered and bruised,

Then I saw the poster.

Missing

Sir Fluffles

Small White Teddy Bear, has a red bow tied to him, if found, please call

314-XXX-XXXX

It looked exactly like the bear I found in the park,

But I didn’t want to give him back.

Not after all the love I gave him.

But I felt guilty,

Thinking of a girl, who lost her bear,

Just like how I lost mine, when I rushed off a platform, and left my bear behind.

100 WC - Joe and the Orchestra

There once was an orchestra, full of music, and everyone was happy, except for one person, named Joe, whenever Joe played his instrument, it was completely out of tune!


All the other musicians, agreed to kick him out, but no matter how badly he played, the conductor wouldn’t agree, all of the musicians, thought of a plot, they poured some crude oil, all into Joe’s foil! And so Joe ate, but strange did he feel, all oily and mucky, even while eating an eel!


And everyone said, “So, Joe, how do you feel, with all that oily eel, in your meal?”





But Joe had passed, and he couldn’t reply.

100 WC - The Boy and the Egg

There once was a family, who had a flickering fire in a fireplace, the family consisted of only a boy, and his two parents.

The boy was bored, it was a cold winter day and all they could do was sit inside, the boy decided to balance an egg on a spoon.

He went around walking, but he soon discovered it was much harder than he thought, and he soon dropped the egg into the fireplace.

The boy couldn’t find the egg when he tried to find it, it had disappeared!

The boy washed his soot black hands, dried it on the fringe of a tissue, and vowed never to balance another egg on a spoon.

Total mind bogglers

Firstly, a fact. We share a significant genetic similarity to bananas.
This just goes to show just how a little change in dna can go a long way. Pretty interesting.
Another thing, not really a fact, just a thing.
Blind people don't see black. They see nothing. Try to look out of your elbow, or look backwards with the back of your head. That's what they see, nothing.
A weird thing.
A woman with no daughters is the first woman in her line of ancestry that doesn't have a daughter, her mother had a daughter, her grandmother had a daughter, and so on.
Just some funsies.
Breathing switched to manual
Increased awareness of how your tongue is sitting in your mouth
You can see your nose, and others can see their glasses
"The Final Countdown" is now playing in your head
Just kidding, those weren't mind bogglers, just me playing around.
Something strange
If you tear a fishing net, it has less holes.
Some math stuffs
Graham's number, a number that is unimaginably huge, in the sense that if you memorized all it's digits, your brain would, quite literally, turn into a black hole.
Some kinda freaky stuff
Talking about the 4th dimension, let's use an analogy, to a two-dimensional being, like the characters in Street Fighter, their entire world consists of two dimensions, they can face two directions without looking "out" of the screen, they wouldn't even be aware that there's a "4th wall" on their world. So, with this logic, we wouldn't have any idea that there's a 4th dimension that has beings capable of looking in on us, it's not even something that we could reasonably envision, it's so foreign and alien in fact, that you can only describe it by using the above analogy of 3d people viewing 2d objects.
Word stuff
Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, and read doesn't rhyme with lead. (These are pronunciation things)
Sean Bean's name doesn't rhyme
Is the S or C silent in scent?
OK is a stickfigure lying on it's back
A kinda money thing
If you ask someone "would you do something for 10,000 dollars" and they say yes, they would probably keep doing that thing for 9,999 dollars, 9,998 dollars, and so on, at what point would they stop doing it?
Some mind games
Did you know that the the human brain will completely skip over the second the in this sentence?
You don't choose your thoughts, they occur, and you experience the aftermath of what happens.
And that's about enough, I'm much too lazy to keep going, good luck thinking these over!