100 WC - The Bear

I found a bear.

A small white one, with a ribbon, tied across his body,

I found it in a park, I decided to keep it, all battered and bruised,

Then I saw the poster.

Missing

Sir Fluffles

Small White Teddy Bear, has a red bow tied to him, if found, please call

314-XXX-XXXX

It looked exactly like the bear I found in the park,

But I didn’t want to give him back.

Not after all the love I gave him.

But I felt guilty,

Thinking of a girl, who lost her bear,

Just like how I lost mine, when I rushed off a platform, and left my bear behind.

100 WC - Joe and the Orchestra

There once was an orchestra, full of music, and everyone was happy, except for one person, named Joe, whenever Joe played his instrument, it was completely out of tune!


All the other musicians, agreed to kick him out, but no matter how badly he played, the conductor wouldn’t agree, all of the musicians, thought of a plot, they poured some crude oil, all into Joe’s foil! And so Joe ate, but strange did he feel, all oily and mucky, even while eating an eel!


And everyone said, “So, Joe, how do you feel, with all that oily eel, in your meal?”





But Joe had passed, and he couldn’t reply.

100 WC - The Boy and the Egg

There once was a family, who had a flickering fire in a fireplace, the family consisted of only a boy, and his two parents.

The boy was bored, it was a cold winter day and all they could do was sit inside, the boy decided to balance an egg on a spoon.

He went around walking, but he soon discovered it was much harder than he thought, and he soon dropped the egg into the fireplace.

The boy couldn’t find the egg when he tried to find it, it had disappeared!

The boy washed his soot black hands, dried it on the fringe of a tissue, and vowed never to balance another egg on a spoon.